I smoke a SHIT ton of weed.
not complaining
We already knew this, but im a Jedi =D
i french-kiss everything?
I’m apparently not buying anything, anytime soon. haha
i smoke too much weed yo hahha.
I have a huge ween
I HAVE THE ABILITY. to smoke pot.
i promote world peace through my pizza pornos
I sleep.
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I AM A FRICKIN’ ROBOT.
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So I eat midgets/babies?
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Stultuscaudex Stultus=Stupid Caudex=Blockhead …Maybe I could be a psyduck? STULTUSCAUDEX USED CONFUSION OH NO...
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I can make people’s argument’s invalid and have the power of the Assbutt… awesome
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justnorthofreality reblogged this from angrypigeons and added:
I guess I could change reality? How awesome would that be :D
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I am apparently the female Hulk.. I need to get pasties or huge clothing now.
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apparently i am now a hat. and also a professor. in short i am a supersmart hat(?) which power is to teach, or research,...
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I confuse people with contradicting music…
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I can eat electronic appliances.
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Hell yes, I’m forever young!
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Sonne means sun in german. So… I’m a little sun?
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I have wings and can talk with angels, which is really useful, I guess?
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I am an assassin with eagle vision and hidden blade who is a boy named Gregory
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Manipulation over blood.
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I have the power to shoot R beams out of my eyes and still remain anonymous.
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it could be D: this will be a good comic book :P
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..I make it so butterflies never die?
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THIS is my superpower.
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UMMMM…. IDK? BEING AWESOME CUZ I’M A AGENT?
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Being a Frank Sinatra song
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Well let’s see. I can’t fly or levitate. I can barely even jump. I can’t bounce bullets off my rump. I look horrible in...
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I suppose I can’t do anything except prevent the world from ending. Which, I mean, is pretty cool I suppose. Except if...
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I think I get cerebral palsy… Win?
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I’m gonna say that I can teleport and bring people along with me..
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vpsap and ceosap crime fighting duo extraordinaire
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JAY EFF CEE, CHEL
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ceosap … better left unsaid
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Flat Can slide thru door cracks doesn’t get squished when stepped on can disappear at the right angle
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